Akasuna no Sakura Chapter 3: Sasori Daughter

 Chapter 3:

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"AHHHHHH!" Deidara chased the naked baby with a diaper with a fierce battle cry. She ran between the legs of Kisame, Sasori, Itachi, Toby, and about 5 different Peins. She was fast and giggled loudly. Sakura ran around the large room with a smile wide on her face. Deidara's job was to change her diaper, something he had thought would be easy. Until she rolled off the table and landed on her feet in a swift stumble. Her little legs pumping as she ran away from the Akatsuki members.

"Oh no you don't!" Kisame glared ferociously, he grabbed the sword off his back and prepared to cut off her way of leaving, but Konan fixed him with a fierce glare.

"Don't you dare." She hissed. She sat on her couch and watched the Akatsuki members attempt to catch the baby without using their ferocious powers, super speeds, or Kekkei genkai. Kisame whistled and put his sword back in its hilt on his back. Itachi stepped forward, preparing to show the boys how it was done.

"I will just place her in a harmless genjutsu to distract her." Itachi stood ready, and his sharingan flared to life. Again Konan hissed.

"NO KEKKEI GENKAI OR FORCE ALLOWED. NOTHING MORE THAN A STERN HAND AND A STERN VOICE!" Konan hissed. She had explained to them that fact ten times. Tobi launched for the baby and grabbed her around the waist. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" He cheered. Sakura squealed as she urinated all down Tobi's front. Tobi screamed for his life and ran to the other missing nins, hoping they would take her so he could cry in peace. Sakura finished urinating and held her arms out for Deidara.

Deidara finally picked her up and placed her back on the table. She tried to roll but this time he held her in place. The others gathered around to watch Deidara change her properly.

"Okay. What do I do next." Deidara asked Konan. She glanced at the naked baby, and moved from the couch to help. Konan fixed the blonde nin's hand and directed him to put one on her side. "Keep her steady with one hand, and work with the other. Remember to hold her still otherwise she will escape again." She fixed the blonde teen with a scowl. Deidara chuckled nervously, not needing an eye scope to tell that a Konan was furious with him. Konan watched carefully as Deidara gently wiped her areas with a moist toilet. The boys paid rapt attention as Deidara tried to attach the diaper backwards.

"Remember boys. Tape in front. Lift her with her legs." Deidara lifted her gently and placed the diaper the correct way underneath her.

"Before sealing the diaper," Deidara sweatdropped. There was so many things to remember. "Just a bit of powder placed inside will make her comfortable and prevent a rash." Konan handed him a bottle of pink baby powder. The young blonde ninja who would most likely be on diaper duty many times, shook it lightly into the diaper and looked to Konan for approval. She nodded. Deidara closed up the diaper slowly, feeling the other Akatsuki members lean over his shoulder. He could feel Kisame's breath on his shoulder. They would all have to do this in the near future.

"Now. Dressing a baby does not mean throwing a cloak on her and calling it a day." Konan, started, and motioned for Itachi to come forward. Sakura was distracted and gazing lovingly at all of their faces. "This is called a onesie. And will protect her from the environment. She must wear it under all of her clothes." Konan produced a new pink, cherry blossom onesie. Itachi took it from her. He didn't understand why the others were freaking out. They were missing S class nins. They had killed hundreds of people! Surely they could handle a baby...

"Now be gentle. Put it over her head and put both arms through, then pull all the way down." Konan instructed. She put Sakura into a sitting position and the others watched as Itachi tried to place it onto her head. The second it touched her she rolled and moved her head. Itachi grabbed her again and tried faster. The second it went over her head she threw up her arms so it went flying.

Itachi huffed. Again he tried to shove her little pink bunny head into the onesie, this time getting one arm through. As he went to pull the other one threw, Sakura screamed bloody murder and he flew back, wondering if he had hurt her. He refocused to see a perfectly happy Sakura on her stomach and dangling her legs over the table, trying to find leverage. Itachi growled and this time roughly shoved both arms into her onesie. She didn't cry, but she didn't go without a fight. Kicking and whining he reached underneath to button the onesie over the diaper and secure her.

"Now babies don't usually go with just a onesie. It is chilly so she will need these." Konan pulled pink sweater dress in Sakura's size out of her dresser. Nagato had sent Pein to get the clothes. While it did fit her it wasn't what she would dress a two year old in. Konan signed. Handing a pink sweater dress and a pink pair of tight to Kisame and Itachi both.

"Have fun." Itachi and Kisame teamed up to overpower the struggling toddler. She called out and reached for Sasori as the dress pulled over her head

Kisame pulled the long sleeved dress on till it went past her bottom, then passed her to Itachi.

"You will obey." Itachi fixed her with his angry glare. Sakura screamed a high pitched scream of defiance as he swept her back and forced her leggings on. Kisame held her down and helped his partner. Sasori rolled his eyes at their over dramatic air.

Konan held a book in her hands and looked to it for reference. After Itachi had finished distracting the now quiet baby, Deidara took advantage and put pink socks and shoes onto her feet. She sighed happily, kicking her feet with a loud giggle.

"If she doesn't obey no matter what you do, a hard smack to the bottom will make her understand." Sasori smirked at the baby. She didn't care, just happy that Sasori was looking at her again. Konan nodded.

"Regarding her training, I will have to research more methods. Guys," Konan tried to get their attention. Kasami was chortling and dancing at his swift victory with the child. Sakura glared at him. Everyone turned to her and silently apologized, standing up straight.

"You can indeed take the little one into battle. As long as she is completely protected. Secured in a vessel. Like a puppet." Konan directed at Sasori. Ideas flew over his head. The master puppeteer could effortlessly build Sakura her own protection puppet. He had plenty of puppets. Two hundred and ninety eight be exact. Sasori smirked to himself.

"Sasori! Are you her father?" Konan asked. The room allowed Sasori to nod, approaching the now completely dressed girl. Sakura held out her arms. Sasori teacher for her.

"Then introduce her to everyone one by one. Tell her who everyone is and what they'll be doing." Konan guided him. She sat down on the couch again, reading the baby book. One by one, the Akatsuki turned to watch as Sasori approached the closest ninja, which was Deidara.

"Well Sakura," Sasori started slowly. He glowered at Deidara. "This is your cousin Deidara. He will be not only be your friend but indeedly a well asset-!"

"Tobi doesn't think the baby will know such big words!" Tobi spoke up. Deidara nodded in agreement. "Yeah Master she's too young for that proper talk. Baby, I'm Deidara. We are going to be the best family un," He spoke slowly. Emphasis on both Deidara and family. Sasori watched impressed as Sakura became interested. She even tried to repeat him. "Famwhaly." She babbled out. The look on Deidara's face conveyed happiness. Sasori looked impress.

Itachi moves forward and fixed her with his common blank stare. "Sakura I am your teacher. Your family and your uncle. We are all going to show you how to protect yourself." Itachi added slow. He emphasized some parts. "I am Itachi." He expressed with complete warmth.

Sakura gaped. "EEWATCHIE." She screamed, grasping for his long hair. Itachi dodged her nimble hands and scowled in embarrassment. Pein stepped in front of him. "Excuse me Ewatchie." The entire Akatsuki laughed their heads off but stopped when he silently threatened to place them within his Mankyosharingan genjutsu.

"I am Pein." Pein said in his soft, unfeeling voice. Sakura stared at him. "Pain." She repeated perfectly. She placed her hands over her heart. Sasori raised an eyebrow at her. She knew what pain was clearly.

"I am Pein. And I will teach and give you everything you need." Pein added. Sakura stared Pein in the eyes but didn't say anything.

"Leader. She's just a baby. We still need to teach her what words mean." Deidara added, trying not to sniffle with laughter at the serious look Pein was giving her. He talked to her as if she was an adult.

"We could always hire her a ninja tutor that specializes in children and toddlers." Kisame offered. Everyone turned to him in a blank stare. "At one of our offsite bases of course. In disguises."

Pein nodded thoughtfully. "I will search immediately." Pein and the rest of his Peins left the room. Kisame moves forward.

"Sorry for the future kid." He started, looking into her bright green eyes. They shown with innocence, but would soon shine with a maturity that was unfit for any baby. She would become a weapon soon.

"I'm Kisame." Kisame stated loudly. Sakura laughed. "What's so funny kid?"

"KITTY!" She cried out for him. The entire room burst into laughter. Deidara was on the floor holding his sides. Kisame scowled. "I am... Kitty.. I will be your uncle. And I definitely will teach you something." Kisame chortled.

The door slammed open as two figures walked in. "Oh no." Itachi scowled, looking towards the baby in Sasori's arms. Sasori himself glared at them. He didn't hate them. In fact they were really good acquaintances inside the Akatsuki. Sasori sighed as he knew that Sakura was going to be picking up very bad behaviors from hanging around with them.

"Where the fuck is leader? I'm here to report for my mission." Hidan spit as his eyes wondered why everyone was gathered in Konan and Leaders room. Kakazu stood beside Hidan and glared at his Rudeness.

"What the fuck do you want now?!" Hidan spit. Kakazu pointed to Sasori, who was holding Sakura and was attempting to shield her ears.

"We have a new member of Akatsuki. So now you'll have to hold back your swearing." Kakazu seethed. Hidan was taken aback.

"She even has fucking company robes? What the fuck?" Hidan came closer, eyeing the baby Akatsuki robes she had recently changed out of. "Sasori. Did you knock a bitch up?" Sasori put Sakura on her feet and let her walk around and explore. Calmly, Sasori turned to Hidan, and swung his foot forward hard as can be and connected with Hidan's chin. The demon worshipper flew back and hit Konan's table.

Tobi hurried to Hidan's side and helped him up, Hidan pushing him away angrily. "Hidan has come just in time sir! We are introducing ourselves to the new baby! We are her new family! Tobi is going to be an uncle!" Tobi then ran to Sakura. All eyes were on her, as she was playing with something she found behind the dresser. Tobi screamed at her, making her laugh.

"MY NAME IS TOBI AND I WILL BE YOUR UNCLE. TOBI MUST NOT LET YOU PLAY WITH ZETSU!"

Everyone knew that Zetsu liked to pop out of nowhere. So when Sakura got up laughing, holding a vine in her hand that went straight through the floor, there wasn't enough time to do anything before she jumped a whole foot though the air when he appeared beside her.

"Who's the new member?" Zetsu whispered. Sakura took one look at him and screamed and made a beeline for Sasori. She hugged his knees and tried to claw her way upwards into his arms. "DADDY!" She screamed. Sasori froze in shock. He couldn't even pick her up. That word was a life changing word. Sakura was screaming and throwing a tantrum, trying to find leverage to get off the floor. When Sasori wouldn't move, Deidara picked her up and tried to soothe her.

"Look Sakura-chan. It's nothing to be afraid about. That's Zetsu un." Deidara soothed in her ear. Sakura looked back at what had scared her. She cried again, Zetsu was a heinous plant that was currently melting himself to get through the floor.

"I know he's ugly Sakura-Chan but he won't hurt you." Deidara cooed, turning her towards Hidan.

"Hey!" Zetsu disappeared, back to wherever he was hiding.

"Can somebody slap Master Sasori?" Deidara asked. Then turned to Sakura. "Look cutie. Stop crying un!" Deidara smiled widely at her, trying to calm the pink haired baby. Big fat tears were sneaking down Sakura's pale face. "Your eyes are an artist dream babe." Deidara whispered. Suddenly he wished Sakura was his age again. She was beautiful and long legged, she would grow to become a very curvy and sexy women. Deidara could remember the taste of her already. The little quiet noises she made in her sleep gave him a hard on just thinking about it. Noticing Deidara's predicament, Kisame waited until Itachi took the baby away from a daydreaming Deidara before he hit him over the head hard with the hilt of his sword.

"OWWW!! FUCK, UN!"

"SHES FUCKING TWO YOU SICK FUCK."

"Little one. This is Kakuzu. He's a medical nin like you." Itachi spoke politely. Kakazu gazed at her frightened eyes. She was no longer crying, but she was frightened at seeing Zetsu.

"Yes. I will most likely have to make a concoction tonight to give her a dreamless sleep. She will doubtlessly have nightmares." Kakakuzu said, then left. Most likely to make said concoction. Itachi mused.

"And this is-!"

"Motherfucking Hidan nice to meet you, you little torn condom you." Hidan shook her confused hand. His language made her laugh however. Somehow Sakura could tell that it was bad. Behind them, Kisame was glaring and trying to hit Sasori awake. He was frozen in thought.

Daddy. She called me daddy.

Itachi held Sakura protectively as Hidan eyed her.

"Does this mean she's one of us?" He asked. Itachi nodded. "She is here to stay for the rest of her life hopefully. If the organization doesn't fall first." Itachi looked down at her. She was watching Hidan precariously.

"She's very curious about that triple bladed scythe on your back." Sakura reaches for it. Hidan lightly pushed her tiny fist down.

"My name is Hidan," Itachi didn't bother to hide his shock. Hidan never spoke without a curse.

"And I will teach you everything about my religion." Hidan finished with a smirk.

"THE FUCK YOU WILL." Deidara lunged forward protectively and glared at him. The small blonde Akatsuki glared at the bigger Hidan. Hidan wore his Akatsuki robe half torn off at the chest. His white hair brushed back, and red marking on his body. His entire being was demonic looking.

"First of all. You fucking little atheist bitch." Hidan smirked and flicked Deidara in the head. Itachi walked away to sit next to Konan. Sakura sat on his lap. Itachi tried to keep Sakura away from all the stress in the room. Deidara was arguing with Hidan, Kisame was trying to smack Sasori awake, Hidan was spitting wild curses.

"I hope you don't pick up that behavior little one." Itachi directected to Sakura. She was watching Hidan a little too carefully. Itachi couldn't understand why she wanted the scythe. Perhaps red was her favorite color. That would explain why she liked Sasori so much. Sakura called out.

"Daddy!" She whined. Sasori stiffened even more then turned to Sakura.

"SNAP OUT OF IT YOU HUNK OF FUCKING WOOD!" Kisame smacked Sasori so hard he went flying. The entire room when silent when Sasori went right through Konan's table. Sasori made a move to reach for scrolls that were confidently layered inside his robes, fully intent on tearing Kisame a new asshole.

But Sakura called out for him again.

"Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy." She repeated herself. The room was confused until she started clapping again. Konan smirked. "She seems to like destruction." Sasori smirked as he pulled his scrolls out. Kisame readied himself.

"Bring it on you no good sack of fucking wood." Kisame glared. Sasori smirked and opened a scroll. Within it an ugly wooden puppet emerged. Before either of them could make any moves, Pein emerged into the room.

"I need three people-!" He stopped at the imposing battle. Just feet away from the child no less. "That table. I was fond of that table." Quickly Sasori's puppets and scrolls disappeared and Kisame's sword was resheathed again. They all stood up straight. Even Sakura stayed silent. Playing with Itachi's robes she kept her eyes trained on her red headed father.

"Like I was saying." Pein scowled. "Deidara. You are her older brother. Sasori you are her father, and Itachi you are also her father for the time being." Itachi pulled a face. Leader could not be serious! "Kisame you will stay here on standby just in case." Pein looked at all of them. None of them had objections so they nodded.

"Once a week, for three hours a day, Sakura will be trained by the highest tutor in the Village of the Hidden Rain. The first session is tomorrow at 3pm. You will stay at our safe house. If she does not show up, let me know." A dark shadow encased over Pein's face. "I let her know that if she didn't show up, her family would be in danger." Pein said emotionlessly.

Itachi smirked. Just like the Akatsuki to threaten a mere child tutor. Itachi looked at Sasori. Who would believe that they were a young gay couple with not only a baby, but a teenage son? Deidara stood by his master, looking up at him with nothing but the utmost respect.

"Leader. Perhaps Deidara should stay home. Perhaps his presence isn't needed at all." Itachi allowed Sakura to play with his cloak. She was a grabby little thing. Most girls were however. Deidara looked at Itachi with a glare. Pein smirked.

"I am almost expecting some kind of resistance. I expect Deidara to give them a bang of warning if that occurs." Pein added to the blond teen. Deidara smirked at Itachi, who didn't betray his straight face. Darn, a mission with Deidara. If this eye doesn't kill me perhaps I'll finish myself off first.

"Yes Master." Itachi nodded respectable. His hand smacked Sakura away when she tried to get close to his face. Her baby breath blowing in his nose. "You sure are a piece of work." He placed her on the floor again. She was attempting to climb all over him and they had just did laundry.

"Daddyyyyyy." Sakura called and stumbled all the way to Sasori in a dead run. Sasori caught her and held her high. Turning to Pein. He wondered what kind of training they would start with. Pein didn't need to be asked.

"She needs to accelerate her knowledge and motor skills, along with her communication skills. The tutor will have her accelerating quite quickly. She is the best of the best in the Hidden Village of Rain." Pein explained.

"Daddy..." Sasori tried out on his tongue. "Has to make you your protection suit so you'll have to stay with your Uncles." Sasori grudgingly dropped Sakura into the willing arms of Deidara. Sasori scowled at him.

"One perverse comment and I'll beat you black and blue." Sasori warned him. Deidara smirked but nodded. "Sure thing un."

Sasori left the room slowly. Sakura seemed to get antsy at his leaving. Deidara soothed her. "Say bye bye un."

"Bye bye?" Sakura looked confused. Deidara waved goodbye at Sasori's back and Sakura copied quickly. "Bye bye. Bye bye." She added for good measure. Sasori turned and waved back. Sakura smiled, making his heart flutter deeply.

"Bye bye." Sasori smiled at her. With the door shut, all members of the Akatsuki started to snicker. Konan tsked at them.

"For cold blooded killers all of you are so easily swayed by a young baby." She smirked. Never in her life had she seen anyone act this way. Sakura played with her Uncle Deidara's long golden hair, her pink lips parted in a soft gasp as she held the soft stands. Hidan smirked as Deidara made no move to stop her, nearly purring at her presence.

"Even the baby thinks your a chick." He chuckled deeply. Tobi gasped and pointed in Hidan's face.

"Tobi has never heard Hidan not curse! Either he's lying, or he's not the real Hidan!" Hidan glared deeply at Tobi, wishing to run him through with his scythe.

"I can't curse much can I, you fuck head. With a fucking baby around. OH SHIT!" Hidan ducked as Kisame swung a sword overtop of his face. Sakura squealed in Deidara's arms.

"OH SHIT!" She screamed loud. Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki sweatdropped. "Sakura-Chan sweetie," Deidara placed a kiss at her temple. "No." He said firmly. Itachi smirked at the young golden haired boy.

"You seem to be well acquainted Deidara-Chan." Itachi smirked. Deidara turned the slightest bit of pink, but hatefully glared back at the black haired Uchiha. Itachi was the entire reason Deidara had to enter the Akatsuki. Tricking me with that fucking eye. Deidara smirked. One day he would fight the Uchiha on even grounds. Deidara had spent years training his eye to see through all genjutsu. He was confident that one day when that fight with Itachi came, his art would reign supreme over that crap he called the Sharingan.

"Well this is my sister." Deidara tried the word sister on sarcastically. He was just ecstatic to get to the know the girl more. He was confident that if she stayed older he would have been able to take her in all ways. The dirty thoughts going around Deidara's head had all three of his exposed tongues wagging. Sakura squealed as his hands started tickling her with their tongues.

Hidan looked at Deidara in disgust. "Um. Deidara-Chan." He drawled sarcastically. Deidara groaned as he was pulled from his daydream about the elder Sakura. She was beautiful and made him hard just thinking about her. He wanted her sprawled in his bed every night. My only regret is not fucking her when I had her. I bet she would have moaned and screamed like a bitch. Damn Itachi ruining my fucking fun. Deidara glared at nothing in particular as Sakura giggled at his licking palms.

"Deidara-Chan! I believe your pants are getting a little too tight." Hidan smirked at the blonde boy. Itachi scowled in disgust too. "Yes bomb boy, you really have to withhold your hormonal urges. On a babe no less!" Itachi scowled at him. Deidara immediately choked his tongue back and glared at them both. Konan smacked him hard upside the head, nearly removing his hair style in the process.

"Sicko!" She spat at him. Deidara adjusted his pants nervously with one hand in order to hide his huge bulge. After a sickening thought of having the baby bounce on his lap, right on his throbbing spot, Deidara looked down at Sakura. She looked up at him innocently, green eyes glowing as she reached up to place a tiny soft hand on his forehead protector. The one thing he had left from Iwagakure, and she placed her hand lovingly on it. Looking up at him, just inches away from his lips. Deidara stiffened, his member standing straight up.

A small breeze blew by. Deidara blinked. His hands were empty. "What!" He looked around erratically, and stopped quickly when he spied Itachi at the door. A dark, angry, and dangerous look on his face.

"Deidara is not allowed to be left alone with the child as he is obviously after his own disgusting motives. If I catch you doing anything sickenly with her, Akatsuki will be down one member." Itachi glowered. He left with Sakura clutched in his arms. Behind him, his cloak swept behind him in a bat like fashion. Everyone in the room grumbled at him.

"What the fuck is wrong with you, you sicko." Hidan spit at him and left. Deidara rolled his eyes. "Hey if you saw what she looked like as a woman you'd be head in your balls too!"

Behind the mask, Tobi rolled his eyes. Down the long hallway, the dark haired puppet master was working quietly.

In his room, Sasori sat at his table working quietly. Thoughts ran around his head as he thought of his new child. Akasuna no Sakura. She was so beautiful. Sasori glanced to his right and witnessed his face in the mirror. Tousled red hair, and deep brown eyes gazed lazily back at him. Sasori shook his face. He always had that crazy look on his face. That slightly insane gaze as he peered through somebody's soul. He'd be surprise if Sakura didn't one day fear him. Once she was Old enough of course.

Sasori shaved the piece of wood, running his long nimble fingers across it. He smirked as he felt the beautiful wood beneath his fingers. Sasori knew he needed something durable. The trip to the Hidden Rain Village would take at least a day. Anbu and missing non hunters could stumble upon them by dumb luck. Itachi Uchiha would be helpful indeed. Sasori thought of Sakura's trusting face and tiny legs. If he couldn't protect her then he wasn't fit to be a father.

Placing his firm fingers together in front of his nose, he closed his eyes and made quick hand seals. Surely Deidara would be jealous again of his amazing art. He long sheet of wood in front of Sasori formed shapes in front of him. He kept his eyes closed tightly, clamped softly. Sasori's mind would speak volumes for the safety of his daughter.

"I always protect what's mine." Sasori whispered, his red locks around him as the air filled with blue electric chakra.